Thick As Thieves

A Twin Cities cover band that plays the BEST live rock and dance music!

Get ready to meet the Queen and The Thieves! Fun, talented, and sexy...or at least, they try...

Ready to rock and roll? Watch out for the Thieves...they play kick-ass rock, pop, and country music you will know and love. The band is a tight group of long-time, seasoned musicians who LOVE to play live music and do it right! No special effects or sequencing here...just raw, hardcore talent playing non-stop hits. The Thieves make it their mission to blow your mind, make you dance, steal your hearts (too cheesy?), and promise to rock your world.

GENRES: 80's and 90's to current rock, pop, classic rock, and country

VENUES: Festivals, Bars, Clubs, Private Parties, Weddings, Street Dances, Festivals, County Fairs


38 Special - Aerosmith - Alanis Morissette - Bad Company - The Band Perry - Big and Rich - Blink 182 - Bon Jovi - Blondie - Blur - Britney Spears - Bryan Adams - Buckcherry - Carrie Underwood - The Cranberries - The Cars - Def Leppard - Divinyls - Don Henley - Duran Duran - Elle King - Eve 6 - Finger Eleven - Four Non-Blondes - Green Day - Halestorm - Hinder - Incubus - Joan Jett - Journey - Katy Perry - Kenny Loggins - Kid Rock - Lady Gaga - Lit - Little Big Town - Loverboy - Luke Bryan - Lynyrd Skynyrd - Meredith Brooks - Metallica - Michael Jackson - Miley Cyrus - Miranda Lambert - My Darkest Days - Nirvana - No Doubt - Offspring - Papa Roach - Pat Benatar - Pink - Poison - Prince - Puddle of Mudd - Queen - Rob Thomas - Seven Mary Three - Shania Twain - Shinedown - Stone Temple Pilots - Taylor Swift - The Toadies - Theory of a Deadman - Tool - Three Days Grace - Van Halen - Walk the Moon....AND MORE!!!!

"Sheriff of Hottingham"
Guitar / Vocals

Now you know who to blame for global warming. Can’t seem to recall where he stole this bio from or why. Guilty as charged! 

The Bass Player / Vocals

"Lazer" is his OnlyFans username if you must know!  You can also buy pictures of his feet for $75 a toe!

"The Queen"
The Lead Singer

Real-life Ann isn’t any less ridiculous ... in case you weren’t wondering. She likes little dresses, sparkly crowns, tall boots, and long, romantic walks down every aisle of Target.

"Hard Knocks"
Drums / Sex Appeal

He bought some chicken drumsticks the other day. Just needs to find some drums now for his pet chicken.

"Thumbs Up"
Just Another Guitar Player

Randy is about to reveal the secret to being an excellent guitar player.
Stay tuned....

QUIZ: Which Thief Are You?
Take The Quiz NOW!

Are you creative like Jamie? A witchy diva like Ann? Mysterious like Randy? An animal like Moose? Or the rock of every friendship and relationship like Lazer? Find out!

Thick as Thieves

Catch The Thieves Red-Handed LIVE

Fri - Apr 26, 2024 - Commander Bar & JJ’s Pub  - Pequot Lakes, MN
Sat - Apr 27, 2024 - Commander Bar & JJ’s Pub - Pequot Lakes, MN
Fri - May 24, 2024 - Serums - Anoka, MN
Sat - May 25, 2024 - Mainstreet Bar & Grill - Hopkins, MN
Fri - Jun 7, 2024 - Neisen's Bar & Grill - Savage, MN
Fri - Jun 21, 2024 - Northstar Bar - Rochester, MN
Sat - Jul 6, 2024 - Mainstreet Bar & Grill - Hopkins, MN
Sat - Jul 20, 2024 - Serums - Anoka, MN 
Sat - Aug 17, 2024 - Shamrocks Irish Nook - Saint Paul, MN
Sat - Sep 14, 2024 - Mainstreet Bar & Grill - Hopkins, MN
Fri - Sep 27, 2024 - Serums - Anoka, MN
Sat - Dec 7, 2024 - Serums - Anoka, MN

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Catch The Thieves In Action

Promo Video

Featuring a mix of great music, here is the latest and greatest band video available from the Thieves. Filmed at Neisen's in Savage MN. 

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Live at Shamrocks 

Just a sample of one of our live shows and the music we play. This footage was filmed in 2022 at Shamrocks Irish Nook in Saint Paul.

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Feel Like Making Love (Cover)

Originally done by Bad Company, this song was covered in the early 90's by Susanna Hoffs (from The Bangles). When Ann saw her cover, she insisted we add this to the set list. We think the Thieves kill it on this song...what say you?

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Enter Sandman (Cover)

A little Metallica from the Thieves to you! 

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You Oughta Know (Cover)

This 90's staple sung by Alanis Morissette is one of our favorites to cover. Check out this video filmed in Hopkins at Mainstreet Bar!

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Promo Materials

- Download our 11 X 17 in Promo Poster (pdf)
- Official Logo A, B, and C (jpg)
- Photo of the band (jpg)
- Look the Part - Thick as Thieves Merch
- See The Queen of Thieves handing out some "loot" (mini guitars)

Promo Poster
Stage Plot

Thick as Thieves Stage Plot - Curious about the drum kit? Check it out HERE.

Lead Singer Requirements

  • Have fun (because music IS fun)
  • Remind the rest of the band she's in charge several, SEVERAL times during the night!
  • Someone needs to polish her crown before every show 
  • If you want some loot, you have to dance!
  • Yeah, this is 100% a joke. The drummer is the ultimate diva in the band. :)
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